"Did I Wake You?" - Selected Haikus from Beth's Book

Type A Free Spirit
Working hard to let the wind
blow me where it will.

Trying to replace
my feelings of vague dread with
specific concerns.

"Would you like a twist?"
"Yes," I always say, feeling
the truth of the phrase.

Went on Weight Watchers.
Didn't lose any weight but
enjoyed the boundaries.

Magical thinking's
not thinking - or magic. But it's
better than panic.

When I said be more
Liz Taylor - I meant diamonds,
not back pain and pills.

There's no us and them.
But still, we're not them. Are we?
Are we even us?

The absence of yes
over time is equal to 
no. Hollywood math.

She asked, "Will you speak
about the healing power
of laughter?" "Yes," I sobbed.

Oy to the vey - my
parents came to visit but
bought a house instead.

I surrender to
God. But I am God so I
surrender to me.

Never read Proust - feel
I have - have read Sartre but
feel that I haven't.

China's got toxic
dust storms, expanding deserts
and they just got E!

While waiting for the
other shoe to drop put the
first shoe back on.

A time to sow and
a time to reap. Reaping's a
better show. So sow.

"Did I wake you?" "No."
"Are you sure?" "Well, kind of." "I'll
call back." "I'm up now!"

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