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T.W.I.S.E.R.N.!
THE WORLD IS SO EXCITING RIGHT NOW!
The Beth Lapides Newsletter

TONIGHT!!! Come to Reading and signing at Book Soup! 7PM Free Crystals with every book!
Dec. 1, 8PM -
'Say the Word' @ The Skirball Cultural Center
Dec. 4, 7-9PM - BOOK PARTY at Geisha House
Dec. 5, 8PM - 'Scratch It' reading - Benefit for Lollipop Kids @ The Groundlings.
Dec. 8, 8PM - Un-Cabaret @MBar.
Dec 10, 2-5 - Un-Cab Lab workshop
Dec 14, 8pm - Un-Cabaret @MBar!
Line-ups (all yummy)! Tickets or more info: 323-993-3305

RELEASE PARTY
benefit+signing+party+me+you=12/4/06 x fun
DIWY cover

Book Release Party! Monday December 4th 7-9pm Hosted by MediaBistro at Geisha House 6633 Hollywood Blvd. 7-9pm benefit for the very excellent PEN RSVP:greg@uncabaret.com

"Did I Wake You?" is also available online at Barnes & Noble.

"FOUR STARS (Highest Rating). One of the Top Ten Best Books of 2006. This is the quintessential example of good things coming in small packages. A highly unique little gem, packed with wisdom, truth, humor, and delicious absurdity. Beth Lapides has a delightfully intelligent comic mind." Todd David Schwartz, CBS Radio

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WAKING UP
release the night

Release the night. Release your dreams. Release your best intention for the day by imagining how yo want something to go. Release your gas. Release your breathe. Notice which nostril is breathing more avidly. Step out of bed with that foot. Go to a mirror. Make a funny face at yourself. Release being overly serious about the day. This last part is in fact an instruction from an ancient yoga practice (without the mirror) but the mirror makes it more fun. Release your pee. Release the cold water from your tap. look how it runs free. love your water. Say it. I love you water. Splash it on your face. Release your separation from water. Release your separation. Be at one. You are awake!

As always: When I have to use an alarm clock I use the Now & Zen, which is a beautiful chime that rings in a 10 minute sequence which follows the golden ratio progression. Makes waking up pleasant. Dreamy. Possible.

you'll thank me
ONE THING THAT IS SO EXCITING RIGHT NOW
angel cards

Yes, that's right angel cards! Hear me out.

I haven't always been an angel card girl. In fact when my friend Henriette Mantel (who wrote/directed/EP'd the acclaimed Ralph Nader doc, go Henriette!) gave me a deck of the Angel Cards shortly after I moved from NY to LA I thought they were a gag gift. Welcome to Lala land.

The angel cards seemed so light weight. If I needed divining, or guidance, I'd be more apt to reach for the very serious and studious and possibly stentourous except I'm not exactly sure what that means, I Ching. (Now I hear "lightweight" and I light up on the word light.) Plus like with most things "angel" the art work is sooo goofy. And I'm an art snob. So absolutely not open to angels. But why blame the angels? Just because humans can't reproduce multi-dimmensional energy fields in two dimmensions. But I did. Angels were where I drew my woo woo line in the sand.

Then one dillemma filled day I didn't have time for the I Ching. And my 8 Ball was acting up. And there the angel cards were. With a word of wisdom. So succinct! I was in. Over the next few years a conversation developed. They would often give me the same card over and over till I got the point. Still, I didn't really think of the force behind them as angels. I thought of them as the universe.

And then I went to Vegas. I went as a reporter, and came back a believer. I was covering The Hay House "I Can Do It!" convention for the Satellite Sisters and so rather than just attending all the lectures by Hay House authors I got to interview them. And healers don't want to talk, they want to heal. So I'm having an angel healing in a corridor in the Venetian Hotel, roulette tables right over there, the McDonald's corporate event right over here, and Doreen Virtue (real name) is telling me my angels say this that and do I have any questions? And I tell her well, I've had a pain in my back for a few years.

You have a huge psychic dagger in your back, she says after a few seconds of quiet concentration. Really??!! Do you want me to remove it? Um, yes! A few seconds pass, she doesn't seem to be doing anything. Ok, it's out she says.

And... my back got better. It was just the power of suggestion people say. Ok, maybe. But you know who else had suggested my back was better? My chirpractor, all my yoga teachers, a few masseusses, two accupuncturists and my mom. Ok. I'm in on the angels, who according to those in the know, are here full force helping with the light and love that is part of the transformation that is really what is so exciting right now!

But even so sometimes I'm so dense. I've been picking the 'release' card from my angel card deck. Never got it before. And now, it's always one of the three. (I can't narrow the angels down to one word!). And today it dawned on me that I've been picking 'release' right now, as my book is being released! That as much as I want to move on to new projects, this is what is happening right now. Be here now. Release the need to move on. Be awake to this moment of release. Divine Intervention? I don't know. But definitely funny! Oh those angels have such a good sense of humor! And really help me stay plugged in to what is so exciting right now.

angel cards

The more I put this idea of TWISERN out there, the more I get connected to other people who feel the same. Or who want to. The more connected we are the less alone I/you/we feel. The less alone I/you/we feel, the more I/you/we act as if I/you/we am/are not alone. The more I/you/we act as if I/you/we am/are not alone the more exciting the world is right now! The more exciting the world is right now, the less depressing the world seems right now. The less depressing the world seems right now the more I am brave enough to not act out of love and not fear. And when I/you/we act out of love and not fear I/ you/we am/are not feeding the fear machine. The fear machine is hungry and is always hanging around waiting to be fed. Please forward this email to your wakey friends by clicking on the link at the end of this email. I'm sure there's a way to put it someowhere else but my IT department is on sabbatical.

Peace, love, namaste, blessings and all that good stuff. xoxo Beth


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